21 Alan Lenehan Nothing to do with Hawaii WARNING: IF YOU DON'T GET UPSTAIRS AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM THIS MINUTE SO HELP ME GOD I'LL etc. etc....

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Excitable shortstop and part-time promotor of Lever Brothers products. Always eager to feck the bat away when he's struck out for the fourth time in the same game. Well known in softball circles as a cider drinker, his favourite tipple is in fact Drambuie on the rocks with a splash of soda water and a twist of lime. Junior is rumoured to be considering a move away from softball to the newly formed Professional Dwarf Licking league.