shortstop and part-time promotor of Lever Brothers products. Always eager
to feck the bat away when he's struck out for the fourth time in the same
game. Well known in softball circles as a cider drinker, his favourite tipple
is in fact Drambuie on the rocks with a splash of soda water and a twist
Junior is rumoured to be considering a move away from softball to the newly formed Professional Dwarf Licking league.