34 John O'Flaherty Slasher WARNING: You'll never get anywhere with that attitude young man.

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John is a bad person. When John comes along, we know there is going to be trouble. John shows up at important games and we lose. John shows up at blitzes and all our vodka shots disappear. Here's a story: John's Granduncle Fritz was visiting some friends in Normandy on June 6th 1944. Needless to say, first their schnapps went missing, then they lost the war.