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What
can be said about the Flyer's grinningest outfielder? Probably a lot if the
subject involved Dutch Gold, or Things To Regret Doing When You Sober Up. Not
the most conventional player, "Monty" Burns has been known to ask complete strangers
for their lucky pants if he forgets to wear his own on matchday. Reckons he's God's gift to Women Who Like To Be Leered At. |