40 ways to have Fun at a Blitz

Arrange for the weather to be dry.
Have the Junior Flyers Club outnumber the Seniors.
Arrange no substitutes.
Pretend to be the Jets and play in the lower group.
Pretend you don't notice the Dogs doing the same.
Yell at the umpire about the 180 ft line.
Forget about the line yourself.
Overthrow first base by about 10 ft.
Rearrange the field to make up for lack of warm up.
Tie the game and go to extra innings.
Instigate Double Play and finish extra inning after 1 pitch.
Eventually lose on count-back rule.
Tackle the All-Sinners game with a bit more energy.
Have a 6-run comeback inning, but lose by one.
Bring all the gear over to pitch 7 for Krusty game.
Incredibly win this with Clint pitching.
Realise you have a 2 hour lunch cos Renegades didn't show.
Turn chairs to face the sun and chill.
Have Mrs Betty and your daughter bring out birthday cake, champagne and balloons.
Dig in!
After birthday cake, join the queue for the bar-b-cue
You can't eat much bar-b-cue after a belly full of cake!
Trinity Titans after lunch.
On a full stomach
Borrow one of their players because Sichul's gone home.
Even though he's a non-Yankeedoodle.
Turn defeat into victory with nadia's magic bat!
Turn up shockingly early for next match.
Y2Kegs for the second last match!
Forage for another spare bloke and get Conor Ryaner the Keg.
Reuse the last batting order and positions because you're too tired to do new one.
Overthrows aren't going to happen because your arms are knackered.
Missed catches don't happen either because you'll have to run after it if you do.
Take the lead early on.
Happiness is a softball win!
End the game making the record 4 and 2 for the day so far.
Congratulate Martha on her contribution to the Junior Usual Suspects Club.
Limp to victory over Usual Suspects in the last game, after borrowing Pork
Usual Suspects backwards game confuses the new players
Be the birthday boy!