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Young, eager, Stone Cold What? look-a-like,
sports mad Gary likes to pretend he's not from Dublin. You'd also never guess he's a tee-totaller. Under the Equal Status Act we have to have to have one.
Too bad he can't drive or he'd be our designated driver, the socially acceptable nerd.
Sort of young man your mammy would be delighted if you brought home, unless she works as a bouncer in a city centre bar. |